Caught Dead by Andrew Lahn (2/2-2/28)

Caught Dead

by Andrew Lahn

on Tour February 1-28, 2015

One of the beautiful Le sisters is dead.

Hartford, Connecticutโ€™s small Vietnamese community is stunned. Mary Le Vu, wife of a poor grocery-store owner, is gunned down in a drive-by. Her twin sister insists dutiful Mary โ€œwouldnโ€™t be caught deadโ€ in that drug-infested zone. The police rule it an unlucky accident. Skeptics hire private eye Rick Van Lam to get to the truth. Amerasian Rick โ€“his father an unknown US soldier โ€“is one of the Boi Doi, children of the dust, so often rejected by Vietnamese culture. But his young sidekick, Hank Nguyen, a pureblood Vietnamese, can help Rick navigate the closed world of Little Saigon. Surrounded by close friends โ€“a former-Rockette landlady, his crusty mentor, and his ex-wife Liz โ€“Rick immerses himself in a world that rejects him, but now needs his help. Especially when a second murder strikes in Little Saigon. Rick and Hank delve into the families of the Le sisters, one poor, one very rich, and uncover a world of explosive ethnic tension and sinister criminal activity ranging from Hartfordโ€™s exclusive white suburbs to the impoverished inner city. To solve the murders โ€“and bring closure to Maryโ€™s grieving circle โ€“Rick looks to long-buried memories of his Buddhist childhood for the wisdom that will lead him to a murderer. Caught Dead starts a smart, unusual series.

 

Book Details:

Genre: Mystery
Published by: Poisoned Pen Press
Publication Date: November 11, 2014
Number of Pages: 283
ISBN: 9781464203305

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Chapter One

Everyone had heard of the Le sisters. Even outside the closed Vietnamese community in Hartford, โ€œthe beautiful Le sisters,โ€ as they were called, were talked of. Theyโ€™d been stunners in their twenties, but even now, well into their forties, they caught your eye. So when Hank phoned me one night, waking me from an early sleep, all I heard him mumble was โ€œthe Le sisters,โ€ and I supplied the obligatory adjective: beautiful.

โ€œRick, wake up,โ€ Hank yelled. โ€œMary Le is dead.โ€

I wasnโ€™t fully awake. โ€œWhat?โ€

I could hear annoyance in his voice. โ€œMary Le Vu. You know, one of the beautiful Le sisters.โ€

One of the beautiful Le sisters. Twin sisters. I scratched my earlobe, sat up on the sofa whereโ€™d Iโ€™d drifted off to sleep around nine.

โ€œWhat?โ€ I yawned.

โ€œYou listening to me?โ€ Hank yelled again into the phone.

I tried to picture the sisters. Iโ€™d met them a few times, usually at some Vietnamese New Yearโ€™s wingding, some Tet over-the-top frenzy, once at a wedding where all the men got drunk, another time at a Buddhist funeral.

โ€œIโ€™m sleeping,โ€ I explained.

โ€œItโ€™s not late.โ€

โ€œI had a long day.โ€ Iโ€™d gotten up to jog at six, avoiding the hot, relentless August sun of a heat wave that was in its third day.

โ€œSheโ€™s dead,โ€ he blurted out. โ€œSheโ€™s been murdered.โ€ He waited. โ€œDid you hear me?โ€

I was awake now. โ€œXin lแป—i,โ€ I mumbled. Iโ€™m sorry. I knew the sisters were distant cousins of Hankโ€™s mother, a vague connection that reminded me that many of the Vietnamese in metropolitan Hartford were somehow biologically (or emotionally) connectedโ€”intricate family bloodlines or spirit-lines that somehow radiated back to the dusty alleys of Saigon and forward to the sagging, fragmented diaspora of Connecticut and Massachusetts. Sometimes, it seemed, everyone was an uncle or aunt to everyone else.

โ€œWhich one was she?โ€ I stammered.

He didnโ€™t answer. โ€œCan you come to my house?โ€ he asked. โ€œItโ€™s important.โ€

โ€œWhat happened?โ€

Again he didnโ€™t answer. โ€œCan you meet me here?โ€

โ€œNow?โ€

โ€œYes.โ€

* * *

After throwing on shorts and a T-shirt, retrieving my wallet and keys, I drove from my Farmington apartment to the poor East Hartford neighborhood off Burnside where Hank lived with his family in a small Cape Cod in the shadow of Pratt-Whitney Aircraft. I knew better than to refuse Hankโ€™s request. Not only the insistenceโ€”and mild panicโ€”of his voice, but the unsaid message that told me that Hank, the dutiful son, was doing this for his mother. In his early twenties, spending the summer off from the Connecticut State Police Academy where he was training to become a State Trooper, Hank was a former student of mine in Criminal Justice at Farmington College. Heโ€™d become my good buddy.

He opened the door before I knocked, shook my hand as if weโ€™d just met last week, and nodded me in. A lanky, skinny young man with narrow dark brown eyes and prominent cheekbones, he was dressed in sagging khakis shorts and a T-shirt. It was a sticky August night, even though the sun had long gone down, and he was sweating.

His mother, Tran Thi Suong, embraced me, and then burst into tears. โ€œRick Van Lam.โ€ She bowed. โ€œThank you.โ€ Cแบฃm ฦกn. Hank looked uncomfortable. His grandmother, quiet as a shadow, drifted in, nodded at me, and then disappeared. She was wearing her bedclothes, a small embroidered white cap on her white curls. As she left the room, she touched her daughter on the shoulder, and whispered, โ€œY trแปi.โ€ Godโ€™s will.

His mother said something in garbled, swallowed Vietnamese, burst into tears again, and turned away. Hank, almost bowing to her, motioned for me to follow him out of the house. In the old-fashioned kitchen with the peeling wallpaper, I took in the narrow makeshift shrine high on the wall by the door with the plaster-of-Paris Virgin Mary next to a tubby Buddha, both surrounded by brilliant but artificial tropical flowers, a couple of half-melted candles, a few joss incense sticks, and some shrill blood-orange tangerines. Scotch-taped to the wall nearby was a glossy print of Jesus on the cross.

Outside, sitting in my car, Hank apologized. โ€œIโ€™m sorry, man,โ€ he breathed in. โ€œLetโ€™s drive. I didnโ€™t realize my mother would, well, shatter like that when you walked in.โ€

I was rattled now. โ€œHank, what the hell is going on?โ€

He drew in his breath. โ€œI told you. Of the two beautiful Le sistersโ€”murdered.โ€ I winced at that. โ€œMary was my motherโ€™s favorite, someone she was close to as a small girl in old Saigon, someone she would meet on Sunday morning for mi gรก and French coffee.โ€ Chicken soup for the Asian soul.

โ€œAnd?โ€

He sighed. โ€œMary was murdered earlier tonight at Goodwin Square in Hartford, you know, that drug-and-gang neighborhood. It seems she got caught in some gunfire, some drive-by shooting with local drug dealers who…โ€

โ€œWait!โ€ I held up my hand. โ€œIโ€™m not following this.โ€

He looked exasperated. โ€œMary, who never left her home in East Hartford or her husbandโ€™s grocery in Little Saigon, for some reason wandered into that godforsaken square and somehow got herself shot.โ€

โ€œIn her car?โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t know.โ€

โ€œWhy was she there?โ€ I knew the notorious Hartford square: shoot โ€˜em up alley.

โ€œHey, thatโ€™s the million dollar question, Rick. She knew better. Everyone in Hartford, especially the Vietnamese, knows better than to go there. Thatโ€™s no-manโ€™s land. You know that. Itโ€™s not even near Little Saigon.โ€

We hadnโ€™t left the driveway, the two of us sitting there, now and then staring back at the house. His motherโ€™s shadow slowly moved across the living room. A woman who couldnโ€™t sit down.

โ€œWhere are we going?โ€ I turned on the ignition.

โ€œTo the scene of the shooting.โ€

โ€œWhy?โ€

โ€œWell,โ€ he dragged out the word, โ€œwhen the news came tonight, an hour or so ago, Uncle Benny called and then it was on the news. Grandma held her hands to her face and said, โ€˜No!’โ€

โ€œNo?โ€™

โ€œShe was quiet a long time and then she said โ€˜No!โ€™ again. When I asked her what she meant, she told me, โ€˜This is not easy as it seems. If this seems to make no sense, then there is nothing but sense involved.โ€™ I said, โ€˜Grandma, I donโ€™t get you.โ€™โ€

I smiled at Grandmaโ€™s words. In my head I could hear her soft, melodious rendering of ancient wisdom. Hank was raised a Catholic by his father, but his motherโ€™s mother held to the tenets of Buddhism, the two religions co-existing in the often volatile household, with Hank caught in the middle. The Virgin and the Buddha.

So now I said to him, โ€œWell, Hank, sheโ€™s telling you she thinks something else is going on here.โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t see it.โ€

โ€œWhat I donโ€™t see, Hank, is why Iโ€™m here.โ€

He smiled, a little sheepishly. โ€œYour name came up.โ€

โ€œWhy?โ€

โ€œGrandma always thinks of you. You know, you and her, the two Buddhists in the house. In fact, she said something about a hole in the universe that only you can fill.โ€

I groaned. โ€œWait, Hank, she expects me to find the drug-dealer with a semi-automatic and a posse behind him? In Hartford? Where the local economy is sustained by drug trafficking and life insurance?โ€

โ€œYou are an investigator.โ€

โ€œI do insurance fraud.โ€

โ€œBut you know Grandma. She thinks you can see through plywood.โ€

โ€œAnd she asked that I get involved?โ€

He smiled again. โ€œAs I say, your name came up.โ€

* * *

At Goodwin Square, off Buckingham and Locust, the late-night drug dealers always on duty had decided to go for coffee or to oil their revolvers in the privacy of their own cribs. A beat cop stood by his lonesome on the southwest corner of the square, outside the obligatory yellow tape. A crew of evidence technicians, scurrying back and forth to a van, were still working the scene, photographing, charting, measuring. But the body had been removed, I noticed. There was some slow-moving, rubber-necking traffic, a few local idlers huddled nearby, but the square was eerily quiet. Storefronts looked beat up and tired. Just a narrow block of broken sidewalks, flickering streetlights, hazy neon signs with burned-out letters, and two stripped, abandoned cars by an alley. And some fresh blood stains. Satanโ€™s little acre, the locals called it.

Hank glanced at the old-model Toyota, all doors opened. Maryโ€™s car, I figured.

โ€œJust talk to the detective,โ€ H stepped closer to the yellow tape.

โ€œAll I see is a cop.โ€ I pointed. โ€œAnd heโ€™s looking at us like weโ€™re the Yellow Peril.โ€

I approached him, leaning in to catch his name: Lopez. An unfriendly look. โ€œHelp you?โ€

I told him that the murdered woman was a relative of Hank, and I was a private investigator from Farmington.

โ€œFrom Farmington?โ€ he asked in a clipped voice, saying the name of the moneyed suburban town with a hint of contempt. โ€œWhat do you investigate there? Lost stock portfolios?โ€ He looked pleased with himself.

โ€œWhoโ€™s the detective on this case?โ€

He pointed over his shoulder, past the yellow tape, past the busy evidence team, through the plate-glass window of a storefront that announced: โ€œCell Phones! Phone Cards to South America!โ€ I saw a short, wiry man, late fifties, mostly bald with a fringe of hair over his collar. He reminded me of an aging fighter, a tough bantam rooster. He looked bored. He scratched his belly absently, and then, for some reason, licked his index finger. When he walked out, the cop called him over and nodded toward us.

โ€œFamily,โ€ the cop said, โ€œand a country-club P.I.โ€

The detective didnโ€™t look happy to see us. โ€œYeah?โ€ He stepped around the yellow tape, yelled something to one of the members of the evidence crew, and then purposely stood ten feet from us, watching us.

โ€œMy name is Rick Van Lam.โ€ I was bothered by the space between us. โ€œAnd this is Hank Nguyen, a relative of Mary Vuโ€™s. Iโ€™m a P.I. with Gaddy Associates, and the family asked…โ€

โ€œItโ€™s a drive-by.โ€ He cut me off. โ€œSome loser drug dealer speeds by, maybe sees competition strolling on his turf, opens fire, bang bang, and the innocent lady who just got out of her car and didnโ€™t seem to know where the fuck she wasโ€”well, she gets it in the head. The lowlife scum drives off to annoy another one of my days.โ€ He reached for a cigarette from a crumpled pack, lit it, and exhaled smoke. His face relaxed for a second. โ€œSatisfied?โ€ He turned away.

โ€œHow do you know all that?โ€ I spoke to his back.

He looked back. โ€œWitness.โ€

โ€œIn this neighborhood?โ€

He grinned. โ€œIโ€™m very charming. People tell me their life stories.โ€ He nodded at Hank. โ€œSorry for your loss, son.โ€ But he looked away as he spoke, glancing over Hankโ€™s shoulder, eyes hooded, checking out the street, scanning the walkers and loiterers, a couple teenaged hip-hop kids in baggy jeans sagging around their ankles. Eyes vacant, they looked straight ahead. I followed the detectiveโ€™s eyes. This was an old pro, I realized, someone who grasped a message in the flick of an eyelid, the sly twisting of a mouth corner, the turning of a lip. โ€œIโ€™m Detective Tony Ardolino.โ€ He walked closer. We shook hands.

He agreed to talkโ€””for a minuteโ€โ€”in a bodega/cafรฉ across the street. โ€œCould use a cup of coffee. Christ.โ€ He strode across the street with the cockiness of someone who knew no car would dare smash into him. Hank and I followed. Inside the small cafรฉ, a place with three lopsided tables for coffee drinkers and a light fixture that hummed loudly, we sat by the front window. โ€œThe fact of the matter,โ€ he summed up, sipping ice coffee and twitching for a cigarette he couldnโ€™t have, โ€œMrs. Vu was in the wrong place at the wrong time.โ€ He wiped his sweaty brow. โ€œFucking heat.โ€ He looked up at an air conditioner that seemed to be dying.

โ€œBut why was she there?โ€ I wondered.

โ€œWe guessโ€”that is, I guessโ€”she was headed for Little Saigon where her husband got this grocery, and got confusedโ€”got lost or something.โ€

Hank protested. โ€œBut sheโ€™s done it many times before.โ€

I added, โ€œAnd Little Saigon is in the West End, not near here.โ€

He shrugged. โ€œWhat can I say? People get lost.โ€

โ€œBut,โ€ I explained, โ€œshe would have had to make a couple of wrong turns.โ€

โ€œIt happens.โ€

โ€œIt doesn’t make sense to me,โ€ Hank said.

โ€œHey, she just got lost. As I say, it happens. The wrong neighborhood. You know, they’ve closed off some streets near the highwayโ€”detours. Construction. Maybe she couldn’t read English.โ€

Hank got angry. โ€œShe reads English just fine.โ€

Ardolino narrowed his eyes. โ€œHey, Iโ€™m just talking. Itโ€™s getting a little dark. Like eight o’clock. Itโ€™s goddamned boiling. Sheโ€™s low on gas. She gets lost. Weโ€™ve had four drive-by murders here in the last year. Fourโ€”count โ€˜em. All drug-related shit. One just a month or so ago. Remember the little girl that got shot?โ€

It came back to me: the horrific drive-by in Goodwin Square that got national attention. A father pulls up before a bodega around midnight, his wife running in for milk, his three-year-old daughter crawls into his lap, half asleep. A gang car passes, the driver thinks he spots an enemy, opens fire, and the girl is shot in the head. Big news on CNN and FOX. Welcome to Hartford.

โ€œYou ever get the killer?โ€

โ€œWhat do you think?โ€

โ€œAnd Mary Vuโ€™s the fifth?โ€ I asked.

โ€œA real sad case, this one.โ€ He sighed. โ€œFor me, at least.โ€

โ€œWhy?โ€

โ€œHey, she was a simple woman, caught in the crossfire among assholes. The punk kids selling drugs go their merry way.โ€

โ€œSo the odds of catching her killer are whatโ€”minimal?โ€

โ€œAt best.โ€ He grinned. โ€œSurprised?โ€

โ€œSo whereโ€™s this going?โ€ Hank asked.

โ€œWell, weโ€™ll do the routine. Round up the usual suspects, but donโ€™t hold your breath.โ€

โ€œSo thatโ€™s the conclusion youโ€™re making?โ€ I asked. โ€œAnd the matter is dead?โ€

Detective Ardolino locked eyes with me. โ€œWhat are you saying, P. I. Lam? Like she was murdered on purpose?โ€

I shook my head. โ€œYeah, that does seem farfetched.โ€

He chuckled. โ€œLike from out of space.โ€

โ€œAre you gonna talk to the Vietnamese community of Hartford?โ€ I asked.

โ€œSure. I talk to everyone. My job. I am curious how she ended up here, but we may never get an answer to that.โ€

โ€œThey can be a little nervous around cops,โ€ Hank said. โ€œSome donโ€™t speak English well.โ€

โ€œWeโ€™ll see.โ€ Ardolino was getting ready to leave.

I slipped the detective my card. โ€œIf you need me to be, well, a liaison, Iโ€™ll be glad to help.โ€

The cop slid the card back to me. โ€œI donโ€™t share my work with amateurs.โ€

I started to mention that I was once a New York cop, now a licensed P.I. in Connecticut, but I stopped. The look on Detective Ardolinoโ€™s face was telling: closed in, tight, the eyes cloudy. He looked at his watch. Hank started to say something, but I touched his wrist. I stood up and Hank, clearly angry, did too.

I pushed the card back across the table. โ€œDonโ€™t close off all your options, Detective.โ€

Hank and I left.

โ€œAsshole,โ€ Hank said, once outside.

โ€œWeโ€™ll see.โ€

* * *

It was almost midnight when I dropped Hank off at his home, and he rushed out of the car, already late for his job. He was spending the summer vacation doing kitchen prep overnight and some early evenings at a Chinese take-out in Glastonbury, a job his dad secured for him in repayment of some cloudy family obligation. Hank hated itโ€”he had wanted to be an intern with a local police force. Or, in fact, to do nothing but tag along after me as I did routine insurance fraud investigations that were the bulk of my daily workload. But his severe father was adamant. Hank worked for meager wages paid under the table and put up with the mercurial spurts of anger and irrational demands of the entire Fugian family that ran the restaurant. โ€œThey claim chopping bok choi is an art form,โ€ he complained to me. Mornings, he told me, he went swimming or played tennis. โ€œThere has to be some summer for me.โ€ So now he waved goodbye to me, yelling back that heโ€™d call in the morning to check in.

โ€œCheck in about what?โ€ I yelled back.

โ€œWhat youโ€™ve learned.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m not on this case, you know.โ€

โ€œOh, but you will be. You love Grandma.โ€

โ€œSo?โ€™

 

 

 

Author Bio:

Ed Ifkovic writing as Andrew Lanh: Ed Ifkovic taught literature and creative writing at a community college in Connecticut for over three decades, and now devotes himself to writing fiction. A longtime devotee of mystery novels, he fondly recalls his boyhood discovery of Erle Stanley Gardnerโ€™s Perry Mason series in a family bookcase, and his immediate obsession with the whodunit world. CAUGHT DEAD is his first novel under the name Andrew Lanh. Previous books are all Edna Ferber Mysteries: LONE STAR (2009). ESCAPE ARTIST (2011), MAKE BELIEVE (2012), DOWNTOWN STRUT (2013), and FINAL CURTAIN (2014)

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