DROP DEAD PUNK
by Rich Zahradnik
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Synopsis:
Coleridge Taylor Mystery Series
Coleridge Taylor is searching for his next scoop on the police beat. The Messenger-Telegram reporter has a lot to choose from on the crime-ridden streets of New York City in 1975. One story outside his beat is grabbing all the front page glory: New York teeters on the brink of bankruptcy, and President Ford just told the city, as the Daily News so aptly puts it, “Drop Dead.” Taylor’s situation is nearly as desperate. His home is a borrowed dry-docked houseboat, his newspaper may also be on the way out, and his drunk father keeps getting arrested.
A source sends Taylor down to Alphabet City, hang-out of the punks who gravitate to the rock club CBGB. There he finds the bloody fallout from a mugging. Two dead bodies: a punk named Johnny Mort and a cop named Robert Dodd. Each looks too messed up to have killed the other. Taylor starts asking around. The punk was a good kid, the peace-loving guardian angel of the neighborhood’s stray dogs. What led him to mug a woman at gunpoint? And why is Officer Samantha Callahan being accused of leaving her partner to die, even though she insists the police radio misled her? It’s hard enough being a female in the NYPD only five years after women were assigned to patrol. Now the department wants to throw her to the wolves. That’s not going to happen, not if Taylor can help it. As he falls for Samantha–a beautiful, dedicated second-generation cop–he realizes he’s too close to his story. Officer Callahan is a target, and Taylor’s standing between her and some mighty big guns.
DROP DEAD PUNK is book 2 in the Coleridge Taylor Mystery series.
Book Details:
Genre: Mystery
Published by: Camel Press
Publication Date: Anticipated Aug. 15, 2015
Number of Pages: 254
ISBN: 978-1603812092
Series: Book 2 in the Coleridge Taylor Mystery series.
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Read an excerpt:
NOTE: FROM UNCORRECTED PROOF (ARC):
The great headlines of other newspapers were always to be despised. Not today.
The three ancient copy editors were on their feet, with Copydesk Chief Milt Corman in the middle. Taylor stopped his walk through the newsroom to find out why. If someone had made a mistake, it must be a colossal one to get those fat asses out of their seats. He looked over Cormanโs shoulder. The copy chief held the Daily News. It was that dayโs edition, Oct. 30, 1975. The 144-point front-page headline screamed up from the page.
FORD TO CITY:
DROP DEAD
Corman rattled the paper violently. โThatโs a work of art. Tells the whole story in five words. He gave the city the finger yesterday.โ
Jack Miller, one of the other old farts, moved back to his seat. You could only expect him to stand for so long. He settled into his chair for another day of slashing copy. โWhat do you expect from our unelected president? Veepee to Nixon. Goddamned pardoned Robert E. Lee two months ago.โ
โDidnโt pardon him. Gave him back his citizenship.โ
โSame thing. The barbarians are running the country and now theyโre at our gates. Weโre the biggest, most important city on the planet, and heโs going to leave us hanging to get himself actually elected to the job.โ
Corman flipped open the paper to the Ford speech story across pages four and five. โJust listen to this bullshit. โI am prepared to veto any bill that has as its purpose a Federal bailout of New York City to prevent a default.โ He blathers on about using the uniform bankruptcy laws. On and on and on. How do you police the streets and pick up garbage under the uniform bankruptcy laws? A Federal judge trying to run the whole damn city? Chaos.โ
โFordโs from Grand Rapids.โ Miller shook his big round head. โHe doesnโt know from anything about this place. Heโs talking to all the flatlandersโa nation that hates us.โ
โWill you listen to this at the end? โIf we go on spending more than we have, providing more benefits and more services than we can pay for, then a day of reckoning will come to Washington and the whole country just as it has to New York City. When that day of reckoning comes, who will bail out the United States of America?โ Heโll kill this city to keep his job.โ Corman looked from the paper to Taylor. โYouโre the crime reporter. Why donโt you go after this? Write the story about the man who murdered New York.โ
Taylor laughed. โYou canโt kill New York.โ
โRome fell.โ
โRome wasnโt New York. You know this is the same political bullshit. Made up numbers and budget magic and threats from Washington. New York will still be here long after. Itโs a great headline, though. You guys should try writing โem like that.โ
He left the horseshoe copy desk before they could protest that wasnโt the style of the New York Messenger-Telegram. He knew all too well the three of them would kill to be headline writers at the Daily News. That paper wasnโt perpetually on the verge of failing like the MT.
Taylor gave New Yorkโs financial crisis about thirty seconds more thought as he wound his way around the maze of the newsroom. To him, the crisis was background noise. The city had become a dark place since the Sixties decided to end early, round about 1968. Crime lurked in the darkness, and he covered crime. He was too busy with New Yorkโs growth industry to pay attention to the mayorโs budget problems.
Heroin everywhere.
Corruption in the police department.
Buildings in the South Bronx torched by the block.
Those were the stories he went after, not failed bond sales and blabbering politicos. Problem was the damn financial story had pushed everything else off the MTโs front page. Taylor hadnโt had a decent story out there in three weeks. He needed the quick hit of a page one byline, needed it particularly bad this morning. The cops had called him at home last night. Not about a story this time. Theyโd arrested his father, reeling drunk in his underwear outside his apartment building. Taylor had been up until three a.m. dealing with that mess. A good storyโa good story that actually got decent playโand a few beers after to celebrate. Now that would pick him up. For a day or two at least.
Make the calls. Someoneโs got to have something. Now that Fordโs had his say, there must be room on page one.
Heโd almost slipped past the city desk when Worth called out his name. Taylor tried to pretend he hadnโt heard and kept going, but Worth raised his high-pitched voice and just about yelled. Taylor turned and went back to the pristine maple-topped desk of City Editor Bradford J. Worth, Jr.
โIโve got an assignment for you.โ
That was always bad news. โHavenโt made my calls yet.โ
โDoesnโt matter. Need you down at City Hall.โ
Taylor brightened. Crime at City Hall. A murder? That would be big.
โWhatโs the story?โ He sounded enthusiastic. He shouldnโt have.
โYouโre to go to the pressroom and wait for announcements. Glockman called in sick.โ
โCโmon, Worth. Not babysitting. Youโve got three other City Hall reporters.โ Whoโve owned the front page for weeks.
โTheyโre all very busy pursuing the most important story in this cityโs history. Your job is to sit at our desk in the pressroom and wait for the mayor to issue a statement on Fordโs speech. Or the deputy mayor. Or a sanitation worker. Or a cleaning lady. Anybody says anything, you phone it in. Rumor is theyโre working on using city pension funds.โ
Worthโs phone rang, and he picked up. โYeah, Iโm sending Taylor down. No, heโll do for now.โ He set the receiver lightly on its hook. โYouโve been down in the dumps since your friend Laura left us. Was it her going or the fact she got a job at the New York Times? Because youโll never get there, not with the way you dodge the biggest stories.โ
โHey, you and I are both still here.โ
Worth frowned. Ambition rose off the man like an odor as strong as the cologne he wore. Heโd made city editor at thirty without ever working as a reporter. Everyone knew he wanted more, and to him, more meant the New York Times. Heโd almost been as upset as Taylor when Laura Wheeler announced she had the gig, and Worth wasnโt the one in love with Laura. He had been sure he was leaving next.
โBoth here, but Iโm the one doing his job. Now get to City Hall.โ
โYou have to be able to find someone else.โ Exasperation through grit teeth. โCrime is big for this paper.โ
โI decide whatโs big.โ He picked up the phone, dialed an inside extension, and showed Taylor his back.
Sitting at City Hall waiting for a press release was the perfect way to ruin Taylorโs day, something the city editor liked doing so much it had become a bad habit.
Taylor arrived at his own desk to find the other police reporters gone, probably making their rounds.
The desk that had been Lauraโs reminded him of herโof her dark brown eyes, her black hair, her beautiful face. Sheโd left an aching emptiness inside him. Theyโd lasted a month after sheโd moved to the New York Times, and then sheโd broken it off. She said she realized the only thing they had in common was the MT. She hadnโt been mean about it. And she wasnโt wrong. The paper had been their life during the day and their conversation at night. He wondered if it also had to do with his age, 34, and where he wasโor wasnโtโin life. He pushed his hand through his short brown hair. Heโd even found himself considering his thin, angular face, something heโd never done before. Was that it? Laura was beautiful. Taylor couldnโt think of a word for what he was.
He recently heard sheโd started dating a guy on the foreign staff, Derek something. He wondered how old Derek was. Late twenties and optimistic, he guessed, unbowed by life. From a good family too, probably. It was always going to end. So why did it hurt like this?
Truth was Taylor had been living with emptiness for years before he met her. Over that time, heโd gotten used to it, let the job fill his life. Only, having her and losing her made him understand how much he disliked this lonely hole inside.
Really should leave right away.
The black phone in front of him was too much temptation. Worth couldnโt see Taylor from the city desk. He picked up the receiver, pushed the clear plastic button for an outside line, and dialed the number for Sidney Greene at 1 Police Plaza. Greene was perhaps the most discontented, dyspeptic minor civil servant Taylor had ever encountered. He leaked stories not to expose injustice or right a wrong, but to screw his bosses. He simply loved watching them deal with the chaos he created by tipping off Taylor.
โAnything up?โ
โOh, a real shit show. Officer down.โ
Taylor flipped open a notebook. Even in the midst of this dark age of drugs, muggings, and homicides, a police officer murdered was still a big story. A page one story. โWhere and when?โ
โAvenue B and East Eighth, just in from Tompkins Square Park.โ
โWhat happened?โ
โThatโs all I can do for you. Theyโre doing the headless chicken dance down here. Youโll be ahead of the others if you get to the scene quick. Not by much, though.โ
Taylor left the newsroom for the Lower Eastside. Heโd check for press releases at City Hall after visiting the scene of the copโs murder. Worthless would have his head if he missed even one minor announcement. Screw it. Taylor couldnโt ignore a big story. A real story.
He hustled from the subway across the blocks to the crime scene. The day offered near perfect New York fall weather, with the air crisp and clear, tingling with energy. He unwrapped a stick of Teaberry gum and stuck it in his mouth. The temperature had dropped from yesterdayโs high of 70 and would only make it into the mid-fifties today. Jacket weatherโTaylorโs favorite. Not so hot he broke into a sweat on a good walk, and cool but not coldโhe wasnโt fighting the brutal winds of winter that blasted down the avenues. Easy weather put New Yorkers at ease. He could sense it as he walked. More smiles. Sidewalk trees even showed off muted reds and gold. Taylor knew it was nothing like the color upstate but it would do.
Taylorโs press pass got him inside the cluster of patrol cars guarding the ambulance. A couple of fire engines had also rolled to the scene, which was a dilapidated brownstone with half its windows boarded, a missing door, and a huge hole in the roof. The place was a true Lower Eastside wreck in a neighborhood where hard luck meant you were doing pretty well for yourself.
Taylor climbed the cracked front steps. A โCondemned Buildingโ sign was nailed to the open door. The first floor had few interior walls, only piles of rubble from when the roof had come down, bringing chunks of the next three floors with it. The smell of must mingled with the stink of garbage. Two uniformed and four plainclothes police stood around a uniformed body sprawled across a pile of plaster chunks and wood slats in the middle of what was once probably a living room. Off to the right in the front corner was a second body, guarded by no one.
Seeing an opportunity, Taylor moved closer to the body in the corner. The man, young and apparently startled by death, had taken one shot to the chest and one in the leg. Blood soaked a black T-shirt printed with big white letters Taylor couldnโt read unless he adjusted the manโs leather jacket, which was also covered in blood. The manโs heart must have pumped his lifeโs blood out in minutes. Faster maybe. His right hand was on his stomach and clutched a green leather purse with a gold chain strap. Taylor knew better than to touch anything. Instead, he leaned in and was met by the iron and musk odor of blood. The top of the manโs hand was tattooed with a spiral pattern, an eye at its center. The fingers were inked with the bones of a skeleton, like an X-ray of what lay beneath the dead manโs skin.
The face was youngโtwenties, probably early twentiesโ bony and pale, with a tattoo of a spider web that started below the shirt line and crept up his neck to his chin and right ear. His hair was short and spiky, in the punk styleโas was his whole look. Many of them had recently moved into this neighborhood to be near the punk rock club CBGB and the other bars that were the heart of the punk rock scene. Many were squatters.
โDonโt touch nothinโ.โ A short chunky cop with a gold badge in his belt walked over.
โIโd never do that, Detective.โ Taylor rose from his crouch.
โIโm very sorry about the loss of an officer.โ
โYeah, thanks. And who the fuck are you?โ
โTaylor with the Messenger-Telegram.โ Taylor tapped the laminated pass.
โThe Empty, huh? Read it sometimes. At least youโre not the fucking Times. I hate those pricks.โ
Five years since the New York Times interviewed Serpico and broke the story of massive corruption in the NYPD, and the paper was still on every copโs shit list. At the time, Taylor had gone crazy trying to follow the Timesโ scoops. Heโd admired what the Times had done and hated being behind on such a big story. He didnโt need to tell the detective that, though. It was fine with him if the man liked the Messenger-Telegram. Taylor himself liked cops, the honest kind at least. When heโd started at the paper, police reporters were almost cops themselves. Or adjuncts, at least. They helped the police, publicizing successes, ignoring failures and drinking in the same places. Not anymore. Trust had been lost, and it wasnโt going to be won back anytime soon.
What happened?โ
โThis jamoke holds up a woman for her purse when she comes up from the subway at Astor Place. Officer Robert Dodd and his partner give chase. The mugger runs across St. Markโs Place, through the park and into this hole. They exchange shots. Both are killed. At least thatโs what we can figure so far.โ
โDoddโs partner?โ
โCouldnโt keep up. Poor Dodd was stuck with a meter maid. When little Samantha Callahan gets here, theyโre both dead. Whatโs the point of having broads patrolling if they canโt back you up?โ Lights flashed across the detectiveโs jowly face. He looked out the glassless window at the car pulling up. โAssistant chief. Iโve got to make sense of this for him.โ
Taylor jotted down the name on the detectiveโs plate, R. Trunk. He dug out a business card and handed it to the detective. โAnything more comes up, call me. We take care of cops at the MT.โ Laying it on thick never hurt. โDoddโs a hero. His story should be told right.โ
โYeah, weโll see. Your paper may not be awful. Doesnโt mean I trust you. Now get out of here. We got work to do.โ
Trunk turned as another plainclothesman walked up. โStill havenโt got the kidโs gun.โ
Well, find the fucking thing. Assistant chief โs going to be on us like stink on shit.โ
That was odd. If Dodd took out the mugger, the manโs gun would be right here somewhere. It couldnโt have walked away on its own. Taylor put that detail in his notebook. Anything odd always went in the notebook. He walked a wide arc toward the door to get a quick view of the dead officer. Dodd was a complete mess. He had to have been shot in the face. Taylor couldnโt make out the nose, the eyes, anything in the gore and blood. That meant he had to have shot the mugger first.
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Excerpt from DROP DEAD PUNK by Rich Zahradnik. Copyright 2015 by Rich Zahradnik. Reproduced with permission from Rich Zahradnik. All rights reserved.
Author Bio:
Rich Zahradnik is the author of the Coleridge Taylor Mystery series from Camel Press. LAST WORDS is the first novel in the series and was published Oct. 1, 2014. DROP DEAD PUNK will come out Aug. 15. He was a journalist for 30-plus years, working as a reporter and editor in all major news media, including online, newspaper, broadcast, magazine and wire services. He held editorial positions at CNN, Bloomberg News, Fox Business Network, AOL and The Hollywood Reporter, often writing news stories and analysis about the journalism business, broadcasting, film production, publishing and the online industry. In January 2012, he was one of 20 writers selected for the inaugural class of the Crime Fiction Academy, a first-of-its-kind program run by New Yorks Center for Fiction. He has been a media entrepreneur throughout his career. He was the founding executive producer of CNNfn.com, a leading financial news website and a Webby winner; managing editor of Netscape.com, and a partner in the soccer-news website company Goal Networks. Zahradnik also co-founded the weekly newspaper The Peekskill Herald at the age of 25, leading it to seven state press association awards in its first three years. Zahradnik was born in Poughkeepsie, New York, and received his B.A. in journalism and political science from George Washington University. He lives with his wife Sheri and son Patrick in Pelham, New York, where he writes fiction and teaches elementary school kids how to publish the online and print newspaper the Colonial Times.
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